Fall 2025 – Engineering Jokes

Engineering Jokes

This quarter we are highlighting some engineering jokes for your delight.

Coarse Aggregate says: “Hey Sand, how are you?”

Sand replies: “I’m fine.”

What do you call a snake that builds houses?

A boa constructor

What do you call the child of a civil engineer?

A truss fund baby

What is the civil engineer’s favorite kind of tea?

Structural integritea

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